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klanced klanced

keith: (storms off after yelling at the rest of the team)

everyone: oh geez we better leave keith alone… he’s probably going to go blow off steam in the training room or something…

keith, in his room: (staring at his reflection in the mirror with tears in his eyes) stop fucking crying already!!! you said you would stop doing this!!! chin up bitch!!!

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fuckrealityihaveablog

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

absinthenoir

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

latessitrice

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

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oiblackestsheep

Letters to MBTI: INFP #1

oiblackestsheep

Dear INFPs,

As an INTP, talking to you is like looking in a mirror. A mirror that is just slightly distorted because we’re not the same people… but we’re close! You have those same thought pathways through Ne that may not make sense to everyone right in the moment, because you’re driving through winding roads in the woods with a blindfold on and both feet on the gas, but you always come to your conclusion one way or another. And I usually don’t have a hard time following along! Usually, I’m in my own separate car along-side you, doing the same things, and we arrive at the conclusion together!

Are you understanding these metaphors? Probably.

And I’m not alone when I forget to do something simple like put my empty glasses of water in the sink and wash them instead of hoarding them all in my room, because i just keep getting new glasses of water because i get thirsty again.

Although, if we were trusted to handle something too pragmatic, we might be in trouble. We should keep an eye out for that.

Point is that while we can be really in-sync on these wonderful ways of perceiving life (ha!), your reasons for doing things because they’re “important to you” can often slip my mind. Because mostly I’m thinking about what makes sense. But your reasons are thought provoking and give me new things to think about. New things to try to remember when I make my own decisions, because I might find a way to add a warmer touch to my actions.

You’re there to remind me of the argument that is:

“Just because we can, does not mean we should”

You’re basically the reason that Jurassic Park doesn’t happen in real life. Although honestly, they keep making movies, so are we really learning anything?

Plus, I mean, real dinosaurs would be so frickin cool. Yeah, see, you need to stop this before it gets to be too much.

We’re all very lucky to have you. Otherwise we’d all be eaten by dinosaurs…

Maybe that’s not a direct logical connection, but… you never know…

I’m glad to have you around, INFP.

Much love from your “cousin type”,

Isaac, an INTP that would really like to know the statistical prospects of reviving the dinosaurs

this is so nice thank u????? also i love that first metaphor
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fuckrealityihaveablog

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

absinthenoir

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

latessitrice

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

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catnippackets

voltron band au

meithmann

bc i’m a sucker for these, hear me out

  • Lance:
    -plays the tenor sax
    -used the entire box of tenor sax reeds in the first week, is now responsible for funding the tenor sax reed purchases for the rest of the year
    -misses cues bc he’s too busy laughing at his distorted reflection on the surface of his instrument
    -learned the pink panther theme in 2 days and plays it at every opportunity. has played it so much that every time he picks up the instrument the entire band cringes and shoots him death glares
    -it becomes so annoying that one day one of the percussionists gives up and throws a timpani mallet at his head
    -he still plays it
  • Keith:
    -percussionist
    -gets bored during rehearsals and practices random shit while he’s supposed to be playing with the rest of the band
    -no one notices
    -except for the tuba player, who is too nice to say anything
    -drops drumsticks all the time, during the worst possible moments
    -*slow & intense piece ends gently* *final note is lifted* *sound of drumsticks hitting the floor*
    -is responsible for every single ba dum tss delivered after every lance roast
  • Hunk:
    -plays the tuba
    -kinda nervous about playing loud, but is always encouraged bc he is always perfectly in tune
    -really nice about correcting the rest of the low brass when they’re doing the wrong thing
    -once freaked out when he got eighth notes, excitedly sent pictures of the score to all his friends
    -everyone thinks he practices a lot bc he’s super good, but really he’s just amazing at sight reading 
  • Pidge:
    -plays the keyboard 
    -loves to fuck around with the sound settings
    -procrastinates practicing & never knows what they’re doing, actually just makes up half the notes and hopes for the best
    -can get halfway through a piece before realizing it’s the wrong one
    -coffee stains are covering all the important bits in their music
    -has never seen a pencil in their life
  • Shiro:
    -plays the french horn and is f ucking good
    -people forget to play after his solos bc everyone is hypnotized 
    -always has extra pencils for anyone who needs one
    -casually knows every instrument’s fingerings, people ask for his help all the time
    -has emergency reeds too ??? has saved the lives of many reed players in emergencies
    -makes sure the other horns get to have solos too, bc he knows he’s not the only good player and likes everyone to have their proud moments
  • Allura: 
    -the conductor 
    -dumps 15 new pieces on the band at once
    -“yes, i am aware that we’ve only been playing this for five minutes. your excuse is…?”
    -has incredibly high expectations
    -but is really proud of everyone & shows it
keefsgloves keefsgloves

As a band student, I fully agree.


But could I interest you in conductor Coran?

meithmann

oh HECK yeah!

  • he helps allura conduct the band, they both alternate weeks
  • he’s super chill, lets everyone chat and screw around for like 15 minutes into rehearsal while sitting up at the front of the room & joining in
  • then ends up somehow telling a long and funny story from when he was in high school band and gets everyone laughing
  • 35 minutes into rehearsal: so let’s get started! E-flat scale!
  • somehow has known every band member since they first picked up an instrument
  • they never end up playing anything for more than seven (7) minutes (people have counted) before coran remembers another funny story to stop the band for
  • basically people join the band for the good music (when allura is conducting) and the good fun (when coran is “conducting”)
keefsgloves keefsgloves

This is literally my band class I’m- wheezing

Bless you

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bisexual-lance

voltron night time aesthetics

bisexual-lance

lance: singing along to your favorite song that blasts // headlights of a passing car // reflection of the moon on car shells 

keith: lone passenger on the bus //  driving so, so fast down the highway // the lone runner with his heart filled with determination

pidge:  watching the stoplights change from stop to go //  an empty subway station // lights on in a closed office building 

hunk: flicker of lamplights waking up one at a time // the yellow fluorescence on the pavement // seeing dots of apartment buildings and cars from across a river

shiro: last train of the night // broken porchlight blinking every few seconds // shades and depth of shadows 

allura: cloudy nights when the stars don’t shine // looking out from a window high up // the sleepy voice of the DJ on the radio telling you to love 

a continuation of my voltron aesthetics posts

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digivolvin

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

asgardian-viking

Narcissus wrote this

exphautaz

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

digivolvin

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

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